Nice pants, can I test the zipper

Everyone lies naturally but it only counts when it hurrts someone

Fat people are harder to kidnap

# Coffee, Chocolate, Men - some things are just better rich

>> do u need a silencer if u r going to shoot a mime?

When life rains on your parade, WHIP OUT THE SLIP-N-SLIDE!!!

I would jump infront of a car.............

as long as it is parked.

...walking that thin line between genius and insanity.

Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!

When thingz go wrong as they usually will and enerything seems all uphill when friends are low and depts are high when you wanna smile but can only cry, when u feel like you wanna quit dont come to me i dont give a shit