REHAB is for quitters

SQUIRRELS:

natures little speed bumps

My indian name is RUNS WITH BEER

The top ten reasons i procrastinate:

1.

I would do me

333

im only half evil.

My parents said i could become anything i wanted

so i became an a. s. s. hole

The only mark ive made in life...

is in my underwear.

I never make mistakes

i thought i did once...
but i was mistaken

Santa is really your fat male neighbor