On a dark sunless day, above the clouds it's gloriously bright.

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

In case of fire read this message ..................................... I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU ....... ~~~!!

Its not about how you pick your nose, its about where you put the booger!

Im so hott i make steam look cool.

"Say your sexy ten times a day, you will be sexy."-Megan

If your naughty go to your room...if you wanna be naughty come on over to mine