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  • He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

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  • When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

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  • In case of fire read this message ..................................... I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU ....... ~~~!!

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  • Its not about how you pick your nose, its about where you put the booger!

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  • Im so hott i make steam look cool.

    by Alysse
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  • "Say your sexy ten times a day, you will be sexy."-Megan

    by Megan
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  • If your naughty go to your room...if you wanna be naughty come on over to mine

    by Kassie
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  • The Saved By The Bell marathon starts in five...i got the microwave popcorn with Buttery Jalepeno Sauce!!
    -Marco (Degrassi:the next generation)

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  • Your mom does trees!

    joke's on you...my mom is a tree!

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  • Like it or not, god made pot.

    by watson
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