ღA ĢőǿĎ ģĺŗŁ İş a ΒaĎ ģĩŗį Ŧħaţ Ņęvęŗ ģeťş ċaũģĥŧ

One day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other

My mom says my room is messy
but to me its an organized mess...
i know exactly were everything is untill i clean it...

When life hands you lemons, duck and cover because its gonna throw the rest.

Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.

ShE iS So F---iNg BoRiNg
LiStEn To HeR... WhAt iS ShE SaYiNg
ShEs So sCaRy, ShE MaKeS Me fEeL AfRaiD
HeR Ball- FoRmEd EyES i dReAd SeEiNg eVeRyDaY...

DeDiE A Ma CheRe pRoF De fRaNcAiS... (right, Celi?)

Roll roll roll ur joint
twist it at the end

spark it up and take a toke
and pass it 2 a friend

lol lv it!

I am me and i guess thats all i can be and if thats not good enough for u then i guess i may not be good enough but i am so forget it!

I'M AFRAID NO ONE WILL LOVE ME AS MUCH AS MY DOG

For some weird reason, people think I'm amusing. But they don't tell me why they think I'm amusing... you can't leave me hanging like that!