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  • The Saved By The Bell marathon starts in five...i got the microwave popcorn with Buttery Jalepeno Sauce!!
    -Marco (Degrassi:the next generation)

    by xXx hes my one and only xXx
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  • Your mom does trees!

    joke's on you...my mom is a tree!

    by veronikka
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  • Like it or not, god made pot.

    by watson
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  • ღA ĢőǿĎ ģĺŗŁ Ä°ÅŸ a Î’aÄŽ ģĩŗį ŦħaÅ£ Å…Ä™vęŗ Ä£eťş Ä‹aũģĥŧ

    by Jenny
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  • One day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other

    by The Girl From Yesterday
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  • My mom says my room is messy
    but to me its an organized mess...
    i know exactly were everything is untill i clean it...

    by Shelby
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  • When life hands you lemons, duck and cover because its gonna throw the rest.

    by Krista
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  • Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.

    by MischieviousMya
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  • ShE iS So F---iNg BoRiNg
    LiStEn To HeR... WhAt iS ShE SaYiNg
    ShEs So sCaRy, ShE MaKeS Me fEeL AfRaiD
    HeR Ball- FoRmEd EyES i dReAd SeEiNg eVeRyDaY...

    DeDiE A Ma CheRe pRoF De fRaNcAiS... (right, Celi?)

    by Danai
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  • Roll roll roll ur joint
    twist it at the end

    spark it up and take a toke
    and pass it 2 a friend

    lol lv it!

    by given up
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