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  • I suffer from lack of brain cells whats your excuse?

    by Baybeeh
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  • Will You Come To Me With The Bathroom?
    -Samantha

    by Heather K Matilda
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  • " Its 15 minutes to 11:45."
    Derek Lyle

    by Heather K Matilda
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  • Mr. Hartmann:So,what is the big but in this scenario?
    Nate:Haha, you said butt
    Kelley:Well, thats what you get for teaching eigth grade.
    Mr. Hartmann:Okay.Now,what is the but?
    Nate:Haha, you said the
    Me:Well, thats what you get for teaching Nate.

    by XSugarSexSuicideX
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  • Her name is Ana
    it rhymes with banana
    my name sage
    it rhymes with 12-gage
    click click

    by Jose Delapaz
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  • If a chicken crows then how come a crow doesnt chichen

    by jello
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  • If two pigs feel in love in the mud.... how do you know which one did the other dirty....

    by Keon S....
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  • Pimparella = pimp + princess
    in other words a pimpin princess

    by TakenSoul
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  • I was here but now I'm gone,
    I'll leave my name to carry on.
    Those who knew me knew me well,
    Those who didn't can go to h*ll!

    by Elle
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  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    God made me pretty,
    What happened to you?

    by Elle
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