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  • I would sing it for you, but i have to save my voice for when no one's listening.

    by Andrea
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  • Roll, Roll, Roll your joint pass it down the line. take a toke hold the smoke blow your f_cking mind.

    (one of my friends taut me this I do NOT do weed.)

    by Rosie
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  • He doesnt like me drunk and i dont like him sober

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  • U scream
    I scream
    We all scream for ICE-CREAM!!

    *~HiS PrInCeSs*~

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  • If violence isnt the answer then how come when i hit you i feel so much better?!

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  • For everyone who touches, I know someone who kills.

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  • I am schizophrenic and I am, too.

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  • LIFE IS LIKE LIKE A DIC...WEN IT GETS HARD ...FU** IT..AND KEEP ON DOIN WAT UR DOIN

    by gloria
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  • If a dream is a wish your heart makes, then what the heck is my heart wishing????

    by Layla
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  • Note to self: I'm awesome

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