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  • Pimparella = pimp + princess
    in other words a pimpin princess

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  • I was here but now I'm gone,
    I'll leave my name to carry on.
    Those who knew me knew me well,
    Those who didn't can go to h*ll!

    by Elle
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  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    God made me pretty,
    What happened to you?

    by Elle
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  • I would sing it for you, but i have to save my voice for when no one's listening.

    by Andrea
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  • Roll, Roll, Roll your joint pass it down the line. take a toke hold the smoke blow your f_cking mind.

    (one of my friends taut me this I do NOT do weed.)

    by Rosie
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  • He doesnt like me drunk and i dont like him sober

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  • U scream
    I scream
    We all scream for ICE-CREAM!!

    *~HiS PrInCeSs*~

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  • If violence isnt the answer then how come when i hit you i feel so much better?!

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  • For everyone who touches, I know someone who kills.

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  • I am schizophrenic and I am, too.

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