Horny Bastard On Internet: So, are you horny babe?
Smart Ass Chick:Nahh, the whole bleeding from the inside of my vagina for the next 5 days, doesn't actually turn me on.. Sorry mate..

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LoNeLY. . .

Whats the definition of embarassment? walking into a brick wall with a boner, and your nose getting broken first!!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me!

Skinny people disgust me. I hate how they say Sometimes I forget to eat. Now I've forgotten my address, my moms maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You've got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

If i wanted shi* from you, i'd sqeeze your head

Im fat yes i know dont inform me i already know

Cookie monster said \"sometimes me think what is love. then me think love is what last choco chip cookie is for. me give up last choco chip cookie for you\"

If we werent suppose to mispronounce words, then why do they spell them so funny?

This isnt mine but its cute

when i was younger i prayed to God to give me a bike.. i prayed and PRAYED and PRAYED..then i realized God doesn't work like that.

so i stole the bike and prayed for forgiveness

Raise ur car up high... cause remeber fat chicks cant jump