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  • LIFE IS LIKE LIKE A DIC...WEN IT GETS HARD ...FU** IT..AND KEEP ON DOIN WAT UR DOIN

    by gloria
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  • If a dream is a wish your heart makes, then what the heck is my heart wishing????

    by Layla
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  • Note to self: I'm awesome

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  • Horny Bastard On Internet: So, are you horny babe?
    Smart Ass Chick:Nahh, the whole bleeding from the inside of my vagina for the next 5 days, doesn't actually turn me on.. Sorry mate..

    XxX
    LoNeLY. . .

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  • Whats the definition of embarassment? walking into a brick wall with a boner, and your nose getting broken first!!

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  • Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me!

    by Cadey
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  • Skinny people disgust me. I hate how they say Sometimes I forget to eat. Now I've forgotten my address, my moms maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You've got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

    by Andi
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  • If i wanted shi* from you, i'd sqeeze your head

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  • Im fat yes i know dont inform me i already know

    by nicole
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  • Cookie monster said \"sometimes me think what is love. then me think love is what last choco chip cookie is for. me give up last choco chip cookie for you\"

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