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LIFE IS LIKE LIKE A DIC...WEN IT GETS HARD ...FU** IT..AND KEEP ON DOIN WAT UR DOIN |
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If a dream is a wish your heart makes, then what the heck is my heart wishing???? |
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Note to self: I'm awesome |
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Horny Bastard On Internet: So, are you horny babe? |
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Whats the definition of embarassment? walking into a brick wall with a boner, and your nose getting broken first!! |
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! |
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Skinny people disgust me. I hate how they say Sometimes I forget to eat. Now I've forgotten my address, my moms maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You've got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. |
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If i wanted shi* from you, i'd sqeeze your head |
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Im fat yes i know dont inform me i already know |
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Cookie monster said \"sometimes me think what is love. then me think love is what last choco chip cookie is for. me give up last choco chip cookie for you\" |