If we werent suppose to mispronounce words, then why do they spell them so funny?

This isnt mine but its cute

when i was younger i prayed to God to give me a bike.. i prayed and PRAYED and PRAYED..then i realized God doesn't work like that.

so i stole the bike and prayed for forgiveness

Raise ur car up high... cause remeber fat chicks cant jump

INSTEAD OF KOOLAIDE IT IS KOOL WITH AN AIDE.

"Some people may think you're cute, Babe. But to me you're one very large baked potato!"
hmmm??

Stupidity never fails...

Flannel

Im not perfect... But im so close it scares me!!!

Biotch this aint burger king you cant have it your way

I SHAKE IT
LIKE
JELLO