Go after the person u love no matter what any1 says

Don't ever frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile!

The lord may work in mysterious ways... but you take the cake

Blonde Joke!

Why do Blonde gurls have bruses around their belly buttons?

Because the blonde guys aren't that smart either!!!

IM THE TYPE OF GIRL...
that will burst out laughing in dead silence
because of something that happened...
yesterday

" I tried to keep an open mind but all my brains kept falling out!"

Shake and Bake

Not mine from a stupid video

>>::God made coke::>::God made pepsi::>::God made you::>::SO DaMn SeXy::

Girls with asses like mine, don't talk to boys with faces like yours.

Never walk up a down escelater or vise versa