Blonde Joke!

Why do Blonde gurls have bruses around their belly buttons?

Because the blonde guys aren't that smart either!!!

IM THE TYPE OF GIRL...
that will burst out laughing in dead silence
because of something that happened...
yesterday

" I tried to keep an open mind but all my brains kept falling out!"

Shake and Bake

Not mine from a stupid video

>>::God made coke::>::God made pepsi::>::God made you::>::SO DaMn SeXy::

Girls with asses like mine, don't talk to boys with faces like yours.

Never walk up a down escelater or vise versa

In every Barbie and Ken relationship, there's always a Theresa to screw things up.

Birdy birdy in the sky,
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
Im a big girl i wont cry,
Im just glade that cows dont fly!!!

Remember north
remember south
remeber me and My BIG mouth