In every Barbie and Ken relationship, there's always a Theresa to screw things up.

Birdy birdy in the sky,
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
Im a big girl i wont cry,
Im just glade that cows dont fly!!!

Remember north
remember south
remeber me and My BIG mouth

"Should we or should we not follow the advice of the galactically stupid?!"
[Tom Cruise]

Hey tubby tubby whats so funny find a candy bar in your pocket!!!

I WISH I WAS THAT TEDDY BEAR THAT SAT UP ON YOUR BED SO EACH TIME YOU DREAMED OF SOMEONE ELSE I COULD PUNCH YOU IN THE HEAD. :)

I may not be perfect
but parts of me are pretty awesome.

I'm so not ditzy!

And you wonder WHY he tries to kill you?

Look at me when im trying to be cute Damnit!!

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