The most precious thing in the world can't be seen or heard ,it must be felt with the heart....THAT'S LOVE!

Why is it that I really wanna punch you in the head and then afterwards say "I'm Sorry!"

If guys had periods
They would compare the size of their tampons

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have no boyfriend.
But neither do you!

When a guy broke up with you
Friends would say
"You deserve better"
Best friends would call the boy and say
"You will die in seven days."

*saw on a site* funny

You know it's true love when you can pick eathothers nose without even thinking about it!!!!

Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.

Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?

Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.

Whoever says that the small things don't matter should try sleeping with a mosquito in the room.