I have a picture of you
I think it's very nice
I keep it under my bed
To scare away the mice

Mommy says I'm special-
Ed come back here!
(No clue why but me and my friend thought this was funny)

How come all the little kids songs are about death or bad in some way? think about it ring around the rosey is about the black death and the cradle falls in the one.so y so we teach a little kids this stuff?

The most precious thing in the world can't be seen or heard ,it must be felt with the heart....THAT'S LOVE!

Why is it that I really wanna punch you in the head and then afterwards say "I'm Sorry!"

If guys had periods
They would compare the size of their tampons

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have no boyfriend.
But neither do you!

When a guy broke up with you
Friends would say
"You deserve better"
Best friends would call the boy and say
"You will die in seven days."

*saw on a site* funny

You know it's true love when you can pick eathothers nose without even thinking about it!!!!

Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.