Im not reatarded i just like licking windows

I'll be there at exactly 2:07 am to haunt your dreams...

Only people who can read should buy jelly.

But...

People who can't read shouldn't be deprived of gelatinous goodness.

My name E-R-N-S-T. I think that’s how you spell it.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

JUST A LITTLE TIP:

dont play games with a girl...who can play them better.

Harry potter: look! a dark scary figure drinking unicorn blood! come on draco, lets go poke it

You said yesterday we'd do it tomorrow.
So what today is to yesterday is what tomorrow is today. Or are these completely unrelated?

Vaginas just flock to you!

MEN just want relations, they dont want relationships!!!!