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  • My name E-R-N-S-T. I think that’s how you spell it.

    by Ernst
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  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    by nadosh passion
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  • JUST A LITTLE TIP:

    dont play games with a girl...who can play them better.

    by .:*LeT mE lEt Go*:.
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  • Harry potter: look! a dark scary figure drinking unicorn blood! come on draco, lets go poke it

    by DemonicSecrets
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  • You said yesterday we'd do it tomorrow.
    So what today is to yesterday is what tomorrow is today. Or are these completely unrelated?

    by Bee
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  • Vaginas just flock to you!

    by jessica
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  • MEN just want relations, they dont want relationships!!!!

    by Ashley2318
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  • I have a picture of you
    I think it's very nice
    I keep it under my bed
    To scare away the mice

    by DemonicSecrets
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  • Mommy says I'm special-
    Ed come back here!
    (No clue why but me and my friend thought this was funny)

    by DemonicSecrets
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  • How come all the little kids songs are about death or bad in some way? think about it ring around the rosey is about the black death and the cradle falls in the one.so y so we teach a little kids this stuff?

    by cocopuff
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