Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?

Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.

Whoever says that the small things don't matter should try sleeping with a mosquito in the room.

I'm smiling because i have no idea what you are talking about

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. :-)

What a shame; looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!

Daddy once told me that when mommy passed away, she was taken by the butterflies into Heaven. From that day forward, I swore that I would torture and kill every last one of them until they would reveal to me the location of this so called 'Heaven.'

You can never insult someone until you walk a mile in their shoes....because then when you insult them your a mile away and you have their shoes... =P

These are a few ways to annoy people.
Construct a series of ropes in ur back yard in certian patterns and tell your neighbors that you are a man spider.
Construct crop circles in your lawn.
Skip as much as possible over walking

I used to think people were smart. I was just corrected by you.