I'm smiling because i have no idea what you are talking about

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. :-)

What a shame; looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!

Daddy once told me that when mommy passed away, she was taken by the butterflies into Heaven. From that day forward, I swore that I would torture and kill every last one of them until they would reveal to me the location of this so called 'Heaven.'

You can never insult someone until you walk a mile in their shoes....because then when you insult them your a mile away and you have their shoes... =P

These are a few ways to annoy people.
Construct a series of ropes in ur back yard in certian patterns and tell your neighbors that you are a man spider.
Construct crop circles in your lawn.
Skip as much as possible over walking

I used to think people were smart. I was just corrected by you.

Life without Chocolate is like a life without boys.

Your effd up like a soup sandwich.

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons; for you are crispy and taste good with ketchup