Life without Chocolate is like a life without boys.

Your effd up like a soup sandwich.

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons; for you are crispy and taste good with ketchup

Belive those who seek the truth; doubt those who find it

Justin Timberlake isn't bringing sexy back he is taking the word CRAP to a whole new extreme.

What would u do if michael jackson came to ur house? go to work or stay at home?

if u said go to work, then ewwwww u sicko!!!! haha!!! j/p j/p!

When your a kid theyre called cooties ,when your an adult theyre called AIDS.

You left me for that tramp.
Pfft i hope you get herpies.

(no offence to people who do have herpies!!!)

"If the other kids jumped off the cliff would you do it too?"

"OF course not, god i'd obviously take a damn parachute, geez i'm not THAT stupid"

Don't give up on your hopes and dreams yet, you never know what you can accomplish if you put your rear to gear and your mind on the beer.