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  • Chris: Hey, you know what sucks?
    Me: vacuums
    Chris: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
    Me: black holes
    Chris: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
    Me: lava?

    by cokeman
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  • Did you know penguins cant fly.
    well they do kinda underwater.
    but you call that swimming!

    -john

    by l0ser
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  • "High Class .. Ghetto A** .. Bangin Style .. Sexy Smile .. Lucious Thighs .. Candy Eyes .. Tempting Lips .. Killa Kiss .. So wave goodbye .. and blow a kiss .. Cuz baby you cant .. handle this !!!!!!!"

    by shelbi
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  • Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.... :)

    by Kirsty palmer
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  • My knight in shining armour turned out 2 b a loser in aluminium foil

    by *Lost*Love*
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  • If u think i'm a biatch wait till u meet my mother

    by *Lost*Love*
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  • I just moved u 2 the top of my TO-DO-LIST

    by *Lost*Love*
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  • Angry ppl need hugz...(or sharp objects)

    by *Lost*Love*
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  • SAVE THE EARTH!!

    (It's the only planet with chocolate)

    by *Lost*Love*
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  • I can only please one person per day... 2day is not your day and 2morrow doesn't look gud either

    by *Lost*Love*
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