GOOD TiMES && BAD TiMES
HE`S ALWAYS BEEN THERE

By reading this you have given me brief control of your mind.

Me: "You know you love me."

Dad: "I do? Oh, you sad, deluded child. Who has told you these lies?"

Me: "Aw, you know you love me. If I were hit by a truck, you'd feel sad."

Dad: "...Poor truck."

Chris: Hey, you know what sucks?
Me: vacuums
Chris: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Me: black holes
Chris: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
Me: lava?

Did you know penguins cant fly.
well they do kinda underwater.
but you call that swimming!

-john

"High Class .. Ghetto A** .. Bangin Style .. Sexy Smile .. Lucious Thighs .. Candy Eyes .. Tempting Lips .. Killa Kiss .. So wave goodbye .. and blow a kiss .. Cuz baby you cant .. handle this !!!!!!!"

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.... :)

My knight in shining armour turned out 2 b a loser in aluminium foil

If u think i'm a biatch wait till u meet my mother

I just moved u 2 the top of my TO-DO-LIST