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  • He has a real bad case of p.p.m.m.m.s.s
    ask wht thisis.
    pissy
    pants
    maddy
    maker
    madder
    stupid
    syndrum

    (Me and my bestie were bored:))

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  • He's climbin' in your windows. He's snatchin' your people up, tryin' to rape 'em. So ya'll need to hide ya kids, hide ya wife and hide ya husband 'cause they rapin' everybody out here.

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  • I want your bod. Lol, JK. You look like a train wreck.

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  • "'Sup? My name's Doug. That's God spelled backwards with a little bit of U in it."

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  • I don't have problems with anger management,
    I manage to get angry just fine.

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  • I'm not bias, I hate every one equally...

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  • You would be wise to steer clear of dragons - for you'd taste superb with catchup!

    by Keleena
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  • Hold shit man whats that? what u talking about? man i just saw something in the dark over there, Wow shit, shit,shit run man, shit man i just shit my pants.Shit!

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  • Why did the crack the head cross the street??

    To get some crack!

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  • AHhhhh I love u , I love u , Ahhhh, why wont u say it back Ahhh, say you love me Ahhh I hate u Ahhh i hate u

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