Don't tease me about being dopey
i don't tease u about being an a hole
but nothing stops my fwendz from doing it.

Sorry i missed .:Church:. i was practicing whitch craft and becoming a lesbian.

Fat kids are harder to kidnap

Can I kick someone in the leg then run away laughing for the fun of it?I'll just do it anyway not like you're going to stop me...unless you are going to stop me...then that would be bad.

I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed......

........But at least i'm in the shed!!!

Check me out -- i'm tight like spandex!!!

Dis all me, player....so do ya thu thizzle

A pretty gul can kiss a guy a bird can kiss a butterfly the rising sun can kiss the grass but u my freind can kiss my a55

Your the 1 i come home 2 every night
ur the 1 that saves me when i hav a fright
ur the 1 that is always there
ur my TEDDY BEAR

LOL

The lights are on but no ones home...