LOVE??? I'd rather fall in chocolate

One day your prince will come.. mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and was 2 stubborn 2 ask 4 directions

Aviod hangovers...stay drunk.

Don't tease me about being dopey
i don't tease u about being an a hole
but nothing stops my fwendz from doing it.

Sorry i missed .:Church:. i was practicing whitch craft and becoming a lesbian.

Fat kids are harder to kidnap

Can I kick someone in the leg then run away laughing for the fun of it?I'll just do it anyway not like you're going to stop me...unless you are going to stop me...then that would be bad.

I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed......

........But at least i'm in the shed!!!

Check me out -- i'm tight like spandex!!!

Dis all me, player....so do ya thu thizzle