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  • I wanna move the earth out of orbit! Who's with me?

    QUICK!

    EVERYONE DO A PUSH-UP!

    ...lol...

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  • I had a nightmare... I was a blonde.

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  • I'm multi-talented; I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

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  • It Takes Two People To Tango Buddy

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  • A wise man once told me.

    " he who put hands in pants is not crazy, but feels nuts!"

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    by l0ser
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  • I'll give ya $5.00 to drink that..... & Driving you to the hospitals complmentary baby......

    by Purdy
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  • I have something to tell you, but I cant spell it

    by Purdy
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  • Im gonna hurl, my guts in the air.... Then, step back fast, cus its gonna be rainin philly cheese steak...

    by Purdy
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  • The world is my domaine... Infact... it's my own personal correctioinal facility... therfore you are under my control... what punishment can I deliver you tonight ?

    by Purdy
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  • I was asked by a friend about a small cut just below my eye, My answer to him was -- " You know that when I get mad I also get vicious and brutal. Well this morning I had a very big argument with Myself, And then Me jumped in and hit My eye"

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