Half naughty, half nice, but you pay, the full price...

Save water...shower with me...
-thornton

Pants give you cancer....
-thornton

I wanna move the earth out of orbit! Who's with me?

QUICK!

EVERYONE DO A PUSH-UP!

...lol...

I had a nightmare... I was a blonde.

I'm multi-talented; I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

It Takes Two People To Tango Buddy

A wise man once told me.

" he who put hands in pants is not crazy, but feels nuts!"

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I'll give ya $5.00 to drink that..... & Driving you to the hospitals complmentary baby......

I have something to tell you, but I cant spell it