*Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.*

My friend: why does he have to be such an ass?!?!
Me: because he was born outta one

lol i thought it was really funny

Ever stop to think and forget to start again

Beauty is only skin deep...but ugly's to the bone

School prepares you for the real world,
But i want the fake world

Shouldnt ugly people be friendler?

AHW HONKEY i JUST DROPPED MY PHONE ON MY CAT AND O SNAP iT JUST GREW A PENiS

HI...I WROTE A POEM BASED ON A TRUE STORY "TRAUMA WITHIN" PLZ READ N COMMENT....THNX

"the perfect recipe for disaster...two bloundes,sugar,caffiene,lots of sun,and lack of sleep!"

"Oh......I Taste Purple"