Kiss My Behind Two Thousand Nine

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER COMMENT ON MY FLIPPIN' POEMS?!

You can't see me
Because I am just that darn good
Kiss my ass
Forget you

Q: What is the difference between a Nazi and a homosexual.

A: 45 degree angle

Loved that joke my friend Hurricane Katrina told me.

I Wish My Lawn Was Emo, Then It'd Cut Itself

I ONE lil Matt
I Freed lil Matt
I High FIVED lil Matt
I EIGHT lil Matt
LMAO!!

'd rather be a popular reatard than be a lonely gunius..

"MOM HOW MUCH CAN I GET AWAY WITH AND NOT GET GROUNDED?"

why?

WELL LETS JUST SAY I HADE A VERRY GOOD NIGHT.

Guys act like D_cks to make up for what they dont have.

*so true.*

"Hey Mom, where are the knives?"
"What do you need to cut?
"I EAT BABIES"
"Holly! Go to your room!"
*mumbles*