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Lifes like a d**k when it hard f it but when its soft u handle it lol |
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Dont hate me cuz im beautiful, |
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Diamonds are pretty so are pearls but nothin compares to us redneck girls!! |
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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize... |
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I wish my grass was EMO, so it could cut it self... |
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"If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef... then it's f**kin' beef." |
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Be yourself, everyone else is taken |
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'You see?! I'm discomblobulating you!!!' - Lucy |
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BOY IF U WERE A BUGER ILL PIK U !!! |
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I may be wild and vicious but you are PMSing. |