"MOM HOW MUCH CAN I GET AWAY WITH AND NOT GET GROUNDED?"

why?

WELL LETS JUST SAY I HADE A VERRY GOOD NIGHT.

Guys act like D_cks to make up for what they dont have.

*so true.*

"Hey Mom, where are the knives?"
"What do you need to cut?
"I EAT BABIES"
"Holly! Go to your room!"
*mumbles*

Lifes like a d**k when it hard f it but when its soft u handle it lol

Dont hate me cuz im beautiful,
hate me cuz ur boyfriend thinx so.

LMAO... we're not stuck up we just thought it was funni

Diamonds are pretty so are pearls but nothin compares to us redneck girls!!

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize...

I wish my grass was EMO, so it could cut it self...

"If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef... then it's f**kin' beef."

-24

Be yourself, everyone else is taken