I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Ossifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!!!

LET'S GET DRUNK AND WRECK SHIT!!!

So the elephant says to the naked man, "Thats cute and all, but can you really breathe through that thing?"

My motherly instince kicked in. I wanted to tell them not to pick up stuff off the ground, smack their hands, and say, "yucky."

My friend Nikki said this. It was so funny.

Only a True man who knows how to love is gifted with a Big one!

*****F0RG3T TH3 B0ARD, R1D3 TH3 SKAT3R!*****

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs

To all you angels that think your it
Compaired to me you aint worth shit

You think spongebob is funny have you looked in the miror latly?¿