'You see?! I'm discomblobulating you!!!' - Lucy

BOY IF U WERE A BUGER ILL PIK U !!!

I may be wild and vicious but you are PMSing.

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Ossifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!!!

LET'S GET DRUNK AND WRECK SHIT!!!

So the elephant says to the naked man, "Thats cute and all, but can you really breathe through that thing?"

My motherly instince kicked in. I wanted to tell them not to pick up stuff off the ground, smack their hands, and say, "yucky."

My friend Nikki said this. It was so funny.

Only a True man who knows how to love is gifted with a Big one!

*****F0RG3T TH3 B0ARD, R1D3 TH3 SKAT3R!*****