Yes, I'm an agent of satan, but my duties are mostly ceremonial..

2 + 2 = ____

hold on... wait.. i know this... i know i do..... 2 + 2 is....... what was the question again?!

Why do parents yell at thier kids? Don't they know that their kids will one day choose thier nursing home?v

Kiss my ruben!

-joke at work

Dont be a fool stay in school :)

"If you don't know anything about bees, why the f#$* would you use a beehive for a pinata?

Does anyone ever notice how the crosswalk buttons never work? They should be called "nuttin buttons" cuz they don't do nuttin! lol
Life is indeed a paradox!

Fat People Need Loving
Too, And That Would
Be Where You Come In!

I'm not inmatur,im not, im not, im not

Oh yea? You know WHY?!

Because you touch yourself at night.

*(props to Blake)*