Yo Mommas So Fat, I Cut Her And Gravy Came Out.

F.uck f.uck f.uck a duck.
screw a kangaroo.
finger bang an arangatang.
support your local zoo.

HaHaHa

[ MY GRAND-FATHER iiS SO SKiiNNY HE GETS LOST iiN THE COUCH CRAK.
MY GRAND-MOTHER iiS SO FAT iiTS NOT HER WHO GETS LOST iiN THE COUCH CRAK iiTS THE COUCHS WHO GETS LOST iiN HER CRAK ]

Love can be like Heaven
But it can hurt like Hell

♥you remind me of a poop i once took!!! ♥

Groovy potatoes!

Look beyond what you see

My friend said you can do my homework then i said
Ahhhchuu im allergic to bullsh it

Its better to waste it than to taste it!

It was good but it tasted bad