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My friend said you can do my homework then i said |
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Its better to waste it than to taste it! |
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It was good but it tasted bad |
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I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose! |
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If you hate me |
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When life gives you lemons... |
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Friends are like condoms.... |
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God likes his goldfish, thats why they die after 3 days of buying them |
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He who pee's against the wind, wets his shirt |
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Men change their friends like they change their underwear; every few weeks or so. |