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  • I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose!

    by Tiffany
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  • If you hate me
    don't worry 'bout it
    cuz I hate you too

    by Zoey
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  • When life gives you lemons...
    Stuff your bra.

    by ~*~Die Romantic~*~
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  • Friends are like condoms....
    They help you when things get hard...and sticky

    by ~*~Die Romantic~*~
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  • God likes his goldfish, thats why they die after 3 days of buying them

    by Aleyah007
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  • He who pee's against the wind, wets his shirt

    by Nikki
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  • Men change their friends like they change their underwear; every few weeks or so.

    by stacey(cookies)
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  • You cant play a player

    by A thousand broken hearts carried by a thousand broken wings
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  • Jet black hoodie...37$
    Two 50 cent CD's....20$
    A bling-blingin chain...45$
    The new Air Jordans....70$
    Really saggy jeans....23$
    A Colt47 pistol......30$
    Three body piercing..82$
    Realizing your white...PRICELESS

    by Gangsta Flangsta
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  • Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're a JACKASS!

    by x0xShaggys-Lovely-Little-Tinkerbellx0x
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