Other Funny Quotes

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  • I LIKE YOU!

    (don't believe everything you read)

    *(props to David)*

    by theRookienamedKate
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  • What do i do when i see some1 XTREMLY GORGEOUS
    ATTRACTIVE
    BEAUTIFUL and
    INTELLIGENT...

    I STOP,
    I STARE
    AND WHEN I GET BORED...

    ... I PUT THE MIRROR DOWN, LOL

    by soraya
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  • God said let there be light, and she opened her legs.....

    hehe I love this quote!

    by Desiree
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  • The Good: Your wife is pregnant.

    The Bad: With Triplets.

    The Ugly: You got a vissectomy five years ago.

    by Poetess Lana
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  • Emo man, emo man, does whatever emo man can!!

    I say this ALOT. I love emo people.-bows to them-

    by Desiree
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  • Protect your buns!!

    by Fury
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  • Give men one swift kick and their down on the ground.
    Give us one swift kick, We'll look at you, laugh and say Dumbas

    by Sara Ruhnke
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  • Kimberly Wilcox'z face

    that's the funniest thing EVA!!

    by Baybeeh
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  • Lying is the only fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.
    -Panic! At the Disco

    by Ike Dizzle
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  • Money and looks aren't everything... but ita all I got

    by Chas
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