To catch me, you have to be fast,
to find me you have to be smart,
but to be me!!! DAMN! you must be kidding!!

Daddy's little gurl! But not the gurl that daddy knew, Daddy never had a clue.

Guns don't kill people
Husbands that come home early do

I am desperate for Friends call 1-800-Never_Mind.

If guys had periods, guys would compare tampons

I"m not totally useless! I can be used as a bad example

I do whatever the voices in my boyz head tells me too

I think,
Therefor we have nothing in common

If I wanted your opinion I would take my D*** out of your mouth

my freind told me that

Youll never be old and wish if youre never YOUNG&CRAZY