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Crack monkey! That funky junkie! |
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Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. |
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I told your boyfriend that he was gay and he hit me with his purse **LMFAO!!** |
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When life gives you lemons...make grape juice...then sit back and wonder how you got grape juice |
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I called your brother fat and he through a pie at me. |
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Wen u are blue a true friend would help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad |
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Men r like parking spaces- all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped |
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A good friend will come bail you out of jail...but a best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "damn! we f**ked up!!!!!" |
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Save a board, ride a sk8er |
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This is bob |