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  • My mom says i cant play with ugly people

    by *~*Morbid_Angel*~*
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  • My hearts broke, so I need to borrow some ducktape.

    by Faith
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  • ::teacher says::
    john can you work this dang tv?

    ::john says:: i can work anything with legs

    by Ashley Lynn
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  • "What's that number for 911 again?"

    by theRookienamedKate
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  • LOIS: "Okay Peter, this one's easy...What is the color of a fire truck?"

    PETER: "Oh, GOSH, don't tell me...don't tell me...what are the color of those red fire trucks? Damn, I don't know....."

    *FAMILY GUY-gotta love it!*

    by theRookienamedKate
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  • In a Coolness Competition, Lavina and Michael would dominate everyone, but Lavina would kick Michael's gluteus maximus.

    by Raine
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  • IF IT DOESNT FIT, ITS UGLY ANYWAY!

    by cali
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  • I'm sorry if my spElliN
    int gramatikli curect,
    but da inglish dicsonary cn bite ma.....

    ASS!!!!!

    by staci
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  • (DORA THE EXPLORER SONG TUNE)

    WE OPENED THE LEGS
    ND LET IT IN....

    WE DID IT!!
    WE DID IT!!
    WE DID IT!!

    HOORAY!!!!!!

    by l0ser
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  • "You can only change a man when they are in diapers."

    by PuNK lOv3
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