Other Funny Quotes

Sort by : 

  • "What's that number for 911 again?"

    by theRookienamedKate
    0 0

  • LOIS: "Okay Peter, this one's easy...What is the color of a fire truck?"

    PETER: "Oh, GOSH, don't tell me...don't tell me...what are the color of those red fire trucks? Damn, I don't know....."

    *FAMILY GUY-gotta love it!*

    by theRookienamedKate
    0 0

  • In a Coolness Competition, Lavina and Michael would dominate everyone, but Lavina would kick Michael's gluteus maximus.

    by Raine
    0 0

  • IF IT DOESNT FIT, ITS UGLY ANYWAY!

    by cali
    0 0

  • I'm sorry if my spElliN
    int gramatikli curect,
    but da inglish dicsonary cn bite ma.....

    ASS!!!!!

    by staci
    0 0

  • (DORA THE EXPLORER SONG TUNE)

    WE OPENED THE LEGS
    ND LET IT IN....

    WE DID IT!!
    WE DID IT!!
    WE DID IT!!

    HOORAY!!!!!!

    by l0ser
    0 0

  • "You can only change a man when they are in diapers."

    by PuNK lOv3
    0 0

  • A tire is like a condom,
    A rubber that protects you.

    by Tiller
    0 0

  • Damn...its hot like 2 fat bi*ches in arizona..

    by l0ser
    0 0

  • If life gives you lemons...
    ask if you can get some tequila and salt too.

    by l0ser
    0 0