A tire is like a condom,
A rubber that protects you.

Damn...its hot like 2 fat bi*ches in arizona..

If life gives you lemons...
ask if you can get some tequila and salt too.

The bus Busted….Buster døne it

Buster Busted the Busted Bus when he drøve it intø a truck full of IDAHO pøtatøes!!!!LMAO!!!! POOR BUSTER!

Talkin s--- like u friggin know me but
b---- if i had a d--- ud be the first one to blow me

He turned up missing

Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?

If I'm going down you're going with me in a flaming ball of death!
"What would that look like?"
The exact opposite of a fluffy snowball.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm Jesus and you're not.

Mirrors cant talk and luckily for you they cant laugh either =p