Girls have magical powers
We can get wet without water
Bleed with out injury
Make bonless things get hard
and make guys eat with out cooking

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I wish I were a fish
I wish I were a bass
I'd climb up on a rock
And slide down on my...fins!!

Kids these days are trying too hard to be grown up........................they lose their virginity as young as 10 nowadays......................how stupid can you get?

Holy heckles batman!!!
what is it mr. norris?

I CAN MAKE A BANANA CREAM BUT I CANT MAKE A CHERRY POP

You so ugly that your mama got a fine for littering when she dropped you off at skool!

No, you are NOT unique
You are the same mass of decaying organisms as everyone else

The only thing in Texas are steers and queers
And son, you don't look like no steer

Dont f**k hobos because they have STDS and RABIES

"i'm sure you've thought about me naked"