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  • When your hyper
    run around the block intill you pass out
    than drink water
    and do it all over again

    "water is my DRUG"

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  • Psh. I was cool before you even knew what it meant

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  • Screw you waldo, go find yourself

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  • Girls have magical powers
    We can get wet without water
    Bleed with out injury
    Make bonless things get hard
    and make guys eat with out cooking

    X Ûµ X

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  • I wish I were a fish
    I wish I were a bass
    I'd climb up on a rock
    And slide down on my...fins!!

    by Sakura
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  • Kids these days are trying too hard to be grown up........................they lose their virginity as young as 10 nowadays......................how stupid can you get?

    by amanda
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  • Holy heckles batman!!!
    what is it mr. norris?

    by Michael
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  • I CAN MAKE A BANANA CREAM BUT I CANT MAKE A CHERRY POP

    by Keyerra
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  • You so ugly that your mama got a fine for littering when she dropped you off at skool!

    by Anna
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  • No, you are NOT unique
    You are the same mass of decaying organisms as everyone else

    by Sakura
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