The only thing in Texas are steers and queers
And son, you don't look like no steer

Dont f**k hobos because they have STDS and RABIES

"i'm sure you've thought about me naked"

Que le dijo el frijol al humano?
-Si no me comes no hay pedo.

Fat Albert called...he wants his stomach back

A best friend is a girl u can call in the
in the middle of the night and tell
her you just killed some one and she
would saywere should we hide the body?

Your mom is so fat she stole my pillow case when she ran out of socks.

I'LL GiVE YoU A NIckle If YoU NeEd a DIme But iF yoU NeED A MAn...BI*CH DonT F* CK WiT MiNE!!!

CaN i plEasE hAve y0Ur PicTuRE..
I neED sUmfiNK to0 wIpe mY aSS wiF..

If I were God three quarters of the population would be dead... let's be glad I'm not God.