God said "let There Be Light" And Chuck Norris said "Say Please"!

I am a cannibal and no one will be my friend, why? And when i did have a friend, and said I was hungry he just disapeared

" guys really suk sumtimes..but you gotta love em "

Haha, this all started witha milk carton:

M: How far is Uranus?
J: It depends how big it is

=]

Let\'s all get loaded and have a ball

When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness.

Optimists say the glass is half full
Pessimists say the glass is half empty
I say "Are you gonna finish that?"

There is no "I" in Team, but there is a "m and e" me :)

"I'm so cool, I quote myself."

"I know when i die I wont be missed
but you will realize what you missed."