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  • Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

    yet another icon I decided to share with you.

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  • If you smoke cigarattes because it makes you "cooler", you're putting something on fire in your mouth.

    by Tiller
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  • Dnt Drink N Drive, Smoke Weed N Fly!!!

    by Saiqa
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  • Orgazmic meatloaf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by michael
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  • Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

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  • Of corse i'm out of my mind...It's dark and scary in there.

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  • Behind every women... there is a man checking out her ass.

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what happened to you?!

    HAHAHA! (yeah i'm a nerd, well not full on glasses and books and...you get the pic.)

    by Darci
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  • Every hottie wit a body needs a cutie wit a bootie!

    So True!

    by Darci
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  • I don't have problems, but i could develop a violence problem if you'd like me to.

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