Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what happened to you?!

HAHAHA! (yeah i'm a nerd, well not full on glasses and books and...you get the pic.)

Every hottie wit a body needs a cutie wit a bootie!

So True!

I don't have problems, but i could develop a violence problem if you'd like me to.

ImAGngsterStraightUpGDaGangsterLifeIsDaLifeForMe

I like your style
I like your class
but most of all
I like you ass

Love is Power
AND
Power is Love

this is kinda gay huh

Roses are red,violets are blue.AIDs are speading, so watch who you screw.

Yo momma is so poor that when i saw her dragging a can behind her and asked her what she was doing she said "moving"

my friend told me this

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Micheal Jackson is a fag
he uesd to play with little toys
but now he plays with little boys

My brother told me this one.

Tell your pants it's not nice to point