Why does the easter bunny hide his easter eggs?

Because he doesn't want people to know he did it with a chicken!

My brother thought an Angelfish is a fish that is dead...

"cheer up emo kids"

..and to think that redwoods are bigger than the statue of liberty...I mean...that's just Mother Nature's tran-sexual libido trying to prove a point 0.o

Guy's are like slinkies....it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs

I prefer the term 'mentally endangered'!

THis may not be funny but it is true!

You can't shake what you don't have. But you can wish you had it and shake it.

All grown up and still fasinated by nipples

I sofa king we todd ed

if you dont get it read faster

( i so f**ing retarded )

Q::If your going upstream in a canoe, and one of the wheels falls off, how many pancakes will fit in a dog house?

A::Purple! Because Waffles don't make good roof shingles