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  • People always leave...sometimes they come back.

    by Mell
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  • Every girl want to be like Barbie
    but i dont
    i want to be just LIKE ME
    CAUSE ALL BARBIE IS, IS FAKE

    by ashley
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  • Sex is good sex if fine doggy style or 69 just for fun or getting paid everyone likes getting laid....

    saw it on a icon...

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  • **my hot dog brings all the buns to the yard
    and there lyk do you want mustard
    dam right i want mustard
    but i need it my hot dogs longer than yours**

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  • This meatloaf is practically orgazmic. lol. that's from family guy.

    by michael
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  • ~~last night i had a nightmare that i was a blonde, but thankfully it it was only a dream~~

    by randi
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  • Highschool ain't about finding you HUSBAND...It's totally about finding a BOYFRIEND...

    by Amy
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  • O-M-G
    I left my flute in the friggin' cold,
    and it got...

    ...friggin' cold...

    by Merle
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  • Talk to my ass because my face don't give a shit

    by bri
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  • I wish my grass was emo so it could cut itself.

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