I'm losing my fingers to guitar

Curse that man in Peter Norris who said uber thin strings would make me play better

Your going to hell

Dont do nothin i wont do . so you have a lot of obssions

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Disney Land?

Cuz she was caught sitting on Pinochio's lap screaming lie Pinochio, lie!!

My friend sent this to me, and i thought it was hilarioius!!

People always leave...sometimes they come back.

Every girl want to be like Barbie
but i dont
i want to be just LIKE ME
CAUSE ALL BARBIE IS, IS FAKE

Sex is good sex if fine doggy style or 69 just for fun or getting paid everyone likes getting laid....

saw it on a icon...

**my hot dog brings all the buns to the yard
and there lyk do you want mustard
dam right i want mustard
but i need it my hot dogs longer than yours**

This meatloaf is practically orgazmic. lol. that's from family guy.

~~last night i had a nightmare that i was a blonde, but thankfully it it was only a dream~~

Highschool ain't about finding you HUSBAND...It's totally about finding a BOYFRIEND...