Other Funny Quotes

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  • O-M-G
    I left my flute in the friggin' cold,
    and it got...

    ...friggin' cold...

    by Merle
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  • Talk to my ass because my face don't give a shit

    by bri
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  • I wish my grass was emo so it could cut itself.

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  • Shut Ur Mouth when ur talking 2 me

    by Vane
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  • Dont do anythin i wouldnt do, but if you do....do it twice

    by Vane
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  • Lets review our right and left......your right i left

    by Vane
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  • Im Busy Right Now can i ignore you someother time...

    by Vane
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  • I went down to the temple to pray, studying about the Buddah way and who will pat the big belly oh no oh Buddah let\'s go down let\'s go down, come on down. Oh Buddah, let\'s go down down to the temple to pray.

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  • Life's funner without clothes...so take yours off.

    by michael
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  • I get more head than a pillow.

    by michael
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