If you shit your pants......blame the smell on james!!!!

thats for you chiver

Dont fart in the bath tub, the person cleaning you will hear it

Little red ridding hood went up to g-ma's house and the wolf was there he said give me the food for your g-ma, little red ridding hood lifted up her skirt and said eat me like in the book

If all elsefails read the directions!!!

THANK YOU DADDY!!!

I'm stuck with a song,
you've got to sing along.
you don't have a choice :
i need to hear your voice !!

What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of a pool?

air pockets

FORD spelled backward (DORF)
Driver Returns On Foot

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circle room and tell her to find a corner and sit in it.

How does the blonde confuse you?

She shows you the corner she sat in.

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer, then it hit me....

Guys are like public toilets, either their taken or full of shi*...