If all elsefails read the directions!!!

THANK YOU DADDY!!!

I'm stuck with a song,
you've got to sing along.
you don't have a choice :
i need to hear your voice !!

What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of a pool?

air pockets

FORD spelled backward (DORF)
Driver Returns On Foot

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circle room and tell her to find a corner and sit in it.

How does the blonde confuse you?

She shows you the corner she sat in.

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer, then it hit me....

Guys are like public toilets, either their taken or full of shi*...

A man ia a king and a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches long, still think ur a man???

Im a cocky witch, yeah i know, but thats all right, cause ur a whoe .....

Lifes a biotch, and then you die, so fluck the world lets all get high. i'm a stoner proud and true, i grow my weed and smoke it too, To all you preps who think your cool, go to hell, cause stoners rule....