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  • A man ia a king and a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches long, still think ur a man???

    by Brandi
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  • Im a cocky witch, yeah i know, but thats all right, cause ur a whoe .....

    by Brandi
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  • Lifes a biotch, and then you die, so fluck the world lets all get high. i'm a stoner proud and true, i grow my weed and smoke it too, To all you preps who think your cool, go to hell, cause stoners rule....

    by Brandi
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  • If you try and don't suceed, cheat, repeat until caught, then lie.....

    by Brandi
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  • Did the dingo ate your baby?

    by Natalie
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  • Tears from the butts
    are diarrhea...

    by Tears
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  • I'm gonna push, and shove you all around, and ONCE you say "I've had enough" I'm going to take over.

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  • "Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder" >< LMAO

    by Liaiw
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  • Im not crazy...
    I just do bad things when i dont take my meds.....

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  • Life is like a pack of gum....you only get some piece in life.....

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