No B!+ch YOU don't know shit!

Scientists finally found out what's wrong with the teenage mind. on the left side, they see nothing right. on the right side, they see nothing left.

No. You're wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.

(Yes I'm aware that is a group on facebook. I am also aware that I fell out of my chair laughing after reading the title of and joining said group.)

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height

When life gives you lemons, pelt them at innocent bystanders.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Fighting with you is about as pointless as a bunch of retards playing poker in the dark.

It goes in dry and comes out wet, the longer its in, the stronger it gets, we can have it in bed, just you and me, but its not what you think, its lipton tea! =P

*Not mine, read it somewhere*

Its not that I dont wanna talk to you... I have to go cus my dog is choking... LoL