It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's hillairous.

Why does it burn when i pee?.....oh yea i have an STD!.....

I'm jealous of him, he gets to be with himself all the time.

I may be fat but i can lose weight...ul always be ugly!!

People are like slinkies... basically useless.
But yet it is so amusing to see them fall down the stairs.

No i dont break the rules i just see haw far the bend then i completly shatter them!

It's not that I'm ignoring you, don't take it in that way... It's just that I am simply choosing to not listen.

Hey! I am not ugly! I'm just not that pretty.

Satan called... Said something about wanting his heater back.

You might call me short
you might call me fat

but just know i aint just that!!!!