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  • I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself!

    by Jesse
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  • A whales peinis is the size of a lunch room table...just thought some of yall would like to know!

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  • **IM RAD**
    **YOUR RAD**
    ***LETS HUG***

    by caitlin
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  • It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's hillairous.

    by Alicia
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  • Why does it burn when i pee?.....oh yea i have an STD!.....

    by megan
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  • I'm jealous of him, he gets to be with himself all the time.

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  • I may be fat but i can lose weight...ul always be ugly!!

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  • People are like slinkies... basically useless.
    But yet it is so amusing to see them fall down the stairs.

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  • No i dont break the rules i just see haw far the bend then i completly shatter them!

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  • It's not that I'm ignoring you, don't take it in that way... It's just that I am simply choosing to not listen.

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