Other Funny Quotes

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  • Roses are red, coal is black, I’ll laugh like hell, if you get held back!

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  • We have a problem, let have a circle and discuss it.

    by PS
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  • Dont get mad, break out that tupperware

    by PS
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  • Do padded cells come in pink and where is the window in which i can smoke out of?

    by Ripple
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  • Nibble and lick with a tempting bite... boiling yet yummy have in the dead of night ....... a mcdonalds apple pie

    by Ripple
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  • Birdie, Birdie in the sky why'd you do that in my eye? looks like sugar tatses like sap oh my god its BIRDIE CRAP

    by Dawn
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  • I had a nightmare- I was a red head.

    Wait a minute I am a red head.

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  • Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest

    by stuff
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  • Mirrors cant talk and lucky for me (or you!) they cant laugh!!!

    by Danai
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  • "Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them"

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