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Do padded cells come in pink and where is the window in which i can smoke out of? |
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Nibble and lick with a tempting bite... boiling yet yummy have in the dead of night ....... a mcdonalds apple pie |
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Birdie, Birdie in the sky why'd you do that in my eye? looks like sugar tatses like sap oh my god its BIRDIE CRAP |
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I had a nightmare- I was a red head. |
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Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest |
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Mirrors cant talk and lucky for me (or you!) they cant laugh!!! |
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"Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them" |
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Tell someone there are 5 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he just HAS to touch it...! |
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There's always some truth behind every little just kidding... |
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He who laughs last thinks the slowest... |