Computer games don’t affect kids I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids
we’d all be running around in darkened rooms munching magic pills and listening to
repetitive electronic music

If I wanted to play follow the leader, I’d become a Christian

I'M NOT CRAZY it is just that my reality is different from yours

We're all black when the lights go out!!! unless your albono

Love your enemies...
It pisses them off

Life is better brunette because,
1. We got the beauty
2. We got the brains

~*~if at first you dont successed blame your parents~*~

Flying is easy, just jump and miss the ground

Every Smile makes you a day younger
-Chinese Proverb

Juden sind wie der Nikolaus, sie gehen durch den Schorstein raus