Flying is easy, just jump and miss the ground

Every Smile makes you a day younger
-Chinese Proverb

Juden sind wie der Nikolaus, sie gehen durch den Schorstein raus

Poor pen.ises, they have a head but cant think, an eye but cant see, have to live with two nuts, their neighbour is an as.shole and their best friend is a puss.y!

Im sooo.....HOTT,
I make the walls sweat

Rumors are vicious,
Talk is cheep,
Words are milisious,
Secrets you should keep,
Gossip is fake and will make the deepest cut,
So learn from you past and keep your mouth shut

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty Small Package

Tis A Text Message OK

To Be Disturbed By The Beep Of Your Phone, Only Means That SOMEHOW, SOMEWHERE, SOMEBODY Is Thinking Of You, And At This Particular Point In Time, That Person Is Me!

Once i saw a .............................................................................................................
SHIKAN (CHICKEN REALLY BUT SOUNDS FUNNIER IF YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT)

"My name? I am known by many names. Son of the Dark Prince, Child of Darkness. Some call me the Altar Girl of Doom. Others will know me as the second coming of damnation....My mom calls me Pepito."