"Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it, anyway"

"Did you just fart or did you always smell that way?"

*~*i'm not as think as you confused i am.*~*

This is a cute quote i heard the other day and i had to share it lol...

"what a burn what a cut stick ur finger up ur butt, pull it out let it dry, feed it to another guy."

"Say, what rhymes with 'run for your lives'?"

"You might be able to beat me in a fight, its very possible. The only question I have is, can you outrun a bullet?"

“When we reach our highest point…we shrink.”

~This is dedicated to me sister~

“You're so flat, you used to be part of Regina!”

"There are two ways for me to pass. One even involves you remaining conscious."

How do you save a man from drowning?

Take your foot off his head