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I think it's funny what people think. |
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You can tune a guitar...but you can't tun-a-fish...haha...maybe I'm just retarded but that's so funny! |
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Girls are like phones we like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong button you get disconnected |
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When life gives you lemons you make lemonade but if you find someone that gets vodka from life you become friends and party with them. |
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Bad pick up line # 938 |
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Theres no I in sl ut but there is a U |
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If you are convincing enough, then you can fool all of the people all of the time |
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Static Guard....It's like hairspray only not! |
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If looks could really kill-my profession would be staring |
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Haha one day i was in burger king with my frends. and my frend dennis goes to the lady at the counter \"uhh yea... can i get a diet water, and some fried mandarines??\" LMFAO OMG it was HILARIOUS!!! |