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  • When life gives you lemons you make lemonade but if you find someone that gets vodka from life you become friends and party with them.

    by Mike
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  • Bad pick up line # 938

    So...

    You're a girl huh?

    by I*wish*Inever{LoVeD}h/i/m/
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  • Theres no I in sl ut but there is a U

    by Ashlick
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  • If you are convincing enough, then you can fool all of the people all of the time

    by Blacksand
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  • Static Guard....It's like hairspray only not!

    My dad said that.

    by Logan Parker
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  • If looks could really kill-my profession would be staring

    by I*wish*Inever{LoVeD}h/i/m/
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  • Haha one day i was in burger king with my frends. and my frend dennis goes to the lady at the counter \"uhh yea... can i get a diet water, and some fried mandarines??\" LMFAO OMG it was HILARIOUS!!!

    by ♥ Jenny ♥
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  • "Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it, anyway"

    by twiztid4life
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  • "Did you just fart or did you always smell that way?"

    by twiztid4life
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  • *~*i'm not as think as you confused i am.*~*

    by Brett
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