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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. |
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What isn't remembered never happened. |
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When life hands you lemons make apple juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it! |
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Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow? |
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"There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead" |
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"I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory" |
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"One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions" |
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"As you slide down the banister of life, may your @ $$ collect many splinters" |
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"WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU A LEMON, BUST OUT THE TEQUILLA AND SALT" |
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Diggin my grave, |