"Fight Crime: Shoot Back!"

"I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life"

"The only reason I am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice!~ "

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking"

"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"

"Silly faggot, d***s are for chicks"
I don't know who came up with it, but it's funny.....

I have been known to imersonate a gerkhin...

White in colour and warmth within,
but beware of the heat!
they call it the mic-ro-wave

You make me feel violated....LETS BE FRIENDS!