"The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept"

"GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A BLONDE"

sorry to all the blondes out there, im blonde too

"Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge"

"Fight Crime: Shoot Back!"

"I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life"

"The only reason I am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice!~ "

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking"

"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"

"Silly faggot, d***s are for chicks"
I don't know who came up with it, but it's funny.....