Im so gangster i carry a squirt gun

The planet Uranus

"Life is a window. If you don't put up curtains, the rugs will fade"

got it off Hope & Faith
made me laugh so hard i spit out my food

My best friend bree said this on st. patty's day
Me: i take this seriously i have irish in me.
bree: ya well i have indian in me but do they have an indian day? no

~Jack and Jill went up the hill to do the hankpanky, stupid Jill forgot the pill and out came little Franky~

Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son

8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend... Brave,Intelligent, Gentle,Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.

ALLWAYS DO THE OPPISITE TO WHAT YOUR PARENTS SAY! E.G:IF A FIRST YOU DONT SUCSEDED GIVE UP YOUR HOPELESS

I was told this by Jude, a friend of mine:

"Hannah, you are so short that you have to jump off a tissue with a parachute!"

"For the love of donuts, let's go!"