I have been known to imersonate a gerkhin...

White in colour and warmth within,
but beware of the heat!
they call it the mic-ro-wave

You make me feel violated....LETS BE FRIENDS!

Im so gangster i carry a squirt gun

The planet Uranus

"Life is a window. If you don't put up curtains, the rugs will fade"

got it off Hope & Faith
made me laugh so hard i spit out my food

My best friend bree said this on st. patty's day
Me: i take this seriously i have irish in me.
bree: ya well i have indian in me but do they have an indian day? no

~Jack and Jill went up the hill to do the hankpanky, stupid Jill forgot the pill and out came little Franky~

Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son

8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend... Brave,Intelligent, Gentle,Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.